upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

Anonymous: opinion on America?

euo:

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catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

My dad is trying to find the venue and he just said “oh I see emo kids, we must be getting closer”

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

Anonymous: Hey there! I don't usually do the number, question thing, but I'm bored and I'm asking everyone on my dashboard. Umm... 2,3,8,10,14,15, 16, and 34!

u dont need to justify urself omg i love getting asks !!!!

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

is this even a real question. of course i do. doesn’t everybody do tha

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

i roll around so much man by the time i wake up my sheets and blanket are gone and have been replaced by my cat and a sweater i must’ve groped for in my cold sleep

8: Do you have freckles?

yes take them away please :-(

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

literally everything bothers me don’t make me choose my #1 peeve

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

i used to lmao

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

none but i’m accepting volunteers for next week

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

TOMATO AND BASIL/PESTO AND MOZZARELLA CHEESE PANINI PLEAS

thanks for the ask B)

"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."
-Matty Healy (the 1975)
pizza-queen:

Every gay person has this moment.