officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

arcticsirius:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING
monon0ke:

monon0ke:

Lazy.jpeg

I uploaded this like 10 minutes ago are u srs

portablemiah:

LGBT… lesbian… gay…….b.. bicycle…… tr……. tricycle…

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear